【笑话】有一个懒汉，什么事情也不想干，只好守在家里喝西北风。时间一天天地过去了，为了填饱肚子，他不得不打算找个轻活儿干干。

　　一天，有人向他建议：“去看守坟地吧！再也没有比这更轻松地活儿了。”

　　那懒汉高高兴兴地上工了，但不多久他就辞职了。他逢人便发牢骚：“太不公平了！他们全都躺在地上，偏偏让我一个人站着！”

　　【翻译】Once upon a time there was a lazy fellow who didn't want to work, and stayed home only to suffer from cold and hunger. As time went by he knew he had to find a job, hopefully an easy one, in order to support himself.

　　One day someone said to him," Go to the graveyard! Indeed, there is no easier work to be found."

　　So the fellow happily went to work, but he soon quit, grumbling to everyone he met, "It's too unfair! They're all lying down, while I have to stand there by myself."